The Brew Kettle is rolling out two glorious days of questionable fashion choices on December 22 and 23, and we’re rewarding every sequin-blasted, yarn-confused, “my grandma made this under duress” sweater that walks through the door.
Bring the family if you want… or don’t. We’re not checking DNA, just sweaters.
Here’s the deal swirling in the holiday blizzard:
Spend $30, get $5 off your bill.
Spend $60, get $10 off your bill.
Spend $90, get $15 off your bill.
Dine-in only, because we need to witness the spectacle in person.
So crank up the chaos. Dress loud enough to interfere with Wi-Fi. Arrive in knitwear that threatens public decency. Laugh louder than your cousin’s sweater lights.
December 22 and 23. Fashion bravery encouraged. Shame optional.
